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 The Dreaded Company Christmas Party
 

It all started at my desk on this leisurely, sunny Sunday afternoon. The mood was light and oh so full of levity! I cranked up the speakers and sang along with Axl and GNR, as I attended to my weekly online bill pay obligations.

I grinned, feeling quite smug and pleased with myself for remembering most of the lyrics to "Sweet Child of Mine" (okay, there were a few hummed bits) and I high-fived the Pay Now button each time I clicked on it, obliterating the bills and amounts due. Cha-ching, cha-ching! Yeah, baby!

"Oh, oh, oh, sweet child of mi---"

What the #@$%!?

I picked up my mini desk calendar, and flipped over to the lovely cocoa brown Arabian foal which graces the month of December. There was something madly circled and printed in big bold letters on Saturday, December 3rd...

..The dreaded Company Christmas Party is THIS coming Saturday night, December 3rd! How could this possibly be? And why so soon? Didn't we just do this only 51 weeks ago?

The dark clouds of ambivalence rolled in, quickly dousing my sunny skies... and the sickening feeling of impending doom that I hadn't gotten anything new yet to deck my six foot halls with for said formal holiday gala.

I work in a large, highly conservative surgical practice with 100+ employees, where mostly nondescript, formless scrubs (might as well be unisex jammies) are worn everyday. (However, Six wears a starched white lab coat, hair pulled back, and nerdy rectangular glasses at work, if inquirn' minds gotta know.) So it's not like I have a slew of party dresses in my closet that I'm rockin' every day.

The Ghosts of Office Christmas Parties Past flashed thru my head... who's going to drink too much this year and slur every word of their karaoke? And who will get a little too down and dirty on the dance floor and embarrass all the boss's wives? And whose dresses will be the target of catty whispers and snickers from the JBC (jealous beeotches club)? And will they please fire that Prince of Polyester DJ we have every year, and get someone with some good tunes? Trust me, "Kool & The Gang" songs and free-flowing alcohol are not a pretty combination to behold as the night goes on and the rednecks are wanting to bust a move and get jiggy wit it.

On Monday, I'll have a huddle with my co-worker friends, find out who's wearing what, and plot our strategy for getting a good table on Saturday night.

But for now, I gotta do some serious emergency shopping for another little black dress!



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 Back To The Grind On Monday.....
 

                              

[Six's rockin' cat "Slash" echoes the sentiment]

My feelings exactly, about having to go back to work tomorrow after this wonderful Thanksgiving break! 
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 For James
 



Just wanted to wish a "Happy Birthday" today to my new e-mail war buddy, Marine 1stLT James S...

...who's been kickin' butt and takin' names in Ramadi, Iraq for the last ten months.  

"May God bless those in harm's way
and may He enlighten those objectors
who never sacrificed their own personal time or comforts
for the freedoms they enjoy the most"

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 Thanksgiving Memories.....1970
 



SixFootBlonde's Grandparents & SixFoot...when she was only FourFoot

Some of my favorite memories growing up revolve around the mirth and merriment of gathering at my grandmother's house for Thanksgiving. Everyone would come, oft times thru the season's first new-fallen snow. Her home was always so full of family...upwards of eighteen of us in all, if memory serves.

Naturally, all the cousins couldn't resist stirring things up together: one platoon of us upstairs creating a happy raucous in the spare bedrooms, and the other "braver" troops delighted in exploring the basement where there were shelves of dusty Ball jars lined with Grandma's canning goods, cobwebs, dark corners, and other scary stuff.

It seems like we got hollered at a lot to "behave!"

As if!! :) Not as pumped up on adrenaline as kids get en masse; there was no chance of behaving any time soon, what with all these partners in crime we've not seen for a while!

I remember the men-folk clustering around the Lions football game on the tv....all "fat and happy" after a bountiful dinner, and that grandpa would predictably fall asleep in his recliner, quietly snoring before the first quarter ended. During half-time there was always the requisite guy "shop talk" about their jobs at Chevy, AC Spark Plug, and Fisher Body on the assembly line, and What The Unions Needed To Do to address some problem or other.

But the best part came when all our moms gathered with Grandma in the dining room, discussing in whispered tones the kids' Christmas lists, and who would be getting what from Santa. Then Grandma would get out the scissors and cut up bits of paper, penning a cousin's name on each scrap before dropping it into a deep bowl. Ahh, next would be the lotto drawing for which aunt would be getting us a gift this year! The sensory overload was just too delicious, and we giggled at this juicy talk whilst mischievously spying and eavesdropping from the kitchen.

Somehow, we never got discovered!

What big fun in 1970, and a magical time to be a kid!


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 230 Years of Semper Fi
 

November 10, 2005 marks the 230th birthday of the United States Marine Corps - Rock on and Semper Fi!

"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!" -- First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt, 1945   

                                            
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