His note appeared from out of the blue:

“Don’t want to bother, but was that you

whom I saw on the ‘net and won that prize?

Tell me! I’m trippin’! Can’t believe my eyes!

I swear that it was, I remember your curves

and your mmmm, and your ahhh…now I’ve lost my words!

You’re a beautiful girl, always told you so,

Confirm that it’s you! I’ve GOT to know!”

"You’re a clever ol’ dude, that much is true

and I smiled to find this email from you.

Your memory’s confirmed, I must admit,

Yes, it’s me, the girl you treated like shit!

So don’t think about how we used to rock,

you’ve a baby (and maybe, a wife) in Moyock

But I’m glad that you think I still cut the grade

All this coulda been yours, if you’d never strayed!"